{"product_id":"doberman-zero-traction-t-shirt","title":"DOBERMAN ZERO TRACTION T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLaunched. Full speed. Direction: chosen mid-run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Doberman operates at one setting. It is not the low setting. Blue reviewed the traction data. There wasn't any. Blue considered filing a report. The Doberman had already lapped him twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Doberman Zero Traction T-Shirt is for Doberman owners who know their dog has two modes — statue-still and completely unhinged — with nothing in between. An ideal gift for Doberman Pinscher owners and anyone whose dog has cleared the sofa from a standing start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eUnisex fit. Premium soft-style cotton. True to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e · Fabric blend may vary by colour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":59121140498766,"sku":"15125921776389354822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":59121140531534,"sku":"25113760419752707492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":59121140564302,"sku":"10345194755166180549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":59121140597070,"sku":"11193836117932400462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":59121140629838,"sku":"10930747239168030369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":59121140662606,"sku":"29641588872702697072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":59121140695374,"sku":"14187532658574245641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":59121140728142,"sku":"14147733558112991592","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":59121140760910,"sku":"34077291576143755930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":59121140793678,"sku":"10897985007552817658","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":59121140826446,"sku":"15301108524584822284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":59121140859214,"sku":"74417535120371383045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":59121140891982,"sku":"22091483624242546676","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":59121140924750,"sku":"33491503786280228609","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":59121140957518,"sku":"12888119386584878388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":59121140990286,"sku":"36641068286074957424","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":59121141023054,"sku":"23325947792268656652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":59121141055822,"sku":"10986768636243299688","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":59121141088590,"sku":"11658633118758203496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":59121141121358,"sku":"31822756386907629992","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":59121141154126,"sku":"16190550688461260229","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":59121141186894,"sku":"24118123368161474203","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":59121141219662,"sku":"14363995218001360064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":59121141252430,"sku":"11219604739273744326","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":59121141285198,"sku":"55613045168736059157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":59121141317966,"sku":"13029877541163580554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":59121141350734,"sku":"21500060058066619633","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":59121141383502,"sku":"63404712352925343324","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141416270,"sku":"25457976146413066546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141449038,"sku":"11351882049080139442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141481806,"sku":"14751722269847664787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141514574,"sku":"23473526823961410706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141547342,"sku":"31600351904180457173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141580110,"sku":"18952643822116798537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":59121141612878,"sku":"12037260689499561846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141645646,"sku":"14590329144096609653","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141678414,"sku":"72284709444770323139","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141711182,"sku":"14798614544193987749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141743950,"sku":"19952064514441356101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141776718,"sku":"30309212423544443881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141809486,"sku":"26139660894522722848","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":59121141842254,"sku":"41841194824756054263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/0384\/2894\/files\/doberman-zero-traction-t-shirt-black-a6031de2-4c00-4e8d-9788-92192d8edb3a.webp?v=1784902732","url":"https:\/\/dogfirstalways.com\/products\/doberman-zero-traction-t-shirt","provider":"Dog First Always","version":"1.0","type":"link"}